Pop Quiz

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 07/27/2015 at 17:56 • Filed to: None

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? Difficulty: You are not allowed to ask Mr. Owl.

jkm7680 > ttyymmnn 07/27/2015 at 17:58

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MR. OWL CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF THEN.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > ttyymmnn 07/27/2015 at 18:00

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Mr. Owl is a feather-covered fart.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > ttyymmnn 07/27/2015 at 18:04

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1483. That’s my personal average.

$kaycog > ttyymmnn 07/27/2015 at 18:07

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I don’t lick Tootsie Pops.......I suck them. That’s why they’re called suckers. They’re not called lickers.

PRBot II > ttyymmnn 07/27/2015 at 18:15

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From Wikipedia:

Another study by Purdue University concluded that it takes an average of 364 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop using a “licking machine”, while it takes an average of 252 licks when tried by 20 volunteers. Yet another study by the University of Michigan concluded that it takes 411 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

Also, where does one get this so-called “licking machine”? A friend wants to know... I swear.

ttyymmnn > $kaycog 07/27/2015 at 18:21

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I’m not touching that one....

CRider > $kaycog 07/27/2015 at 18:21

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CRider > ttyymmnn 07/27/2015 at 18:21

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ttyymmnn > PRBot II 07/27/2015 at 18:21

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“Licking machine” is my secret nickname.

$kaycog > ttyymmnn 07/27/2015 at 18:23

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I’m not surprised.

$kaycog > ttyymmnn 07/27/2015 at 18:24

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I’m not touching that one....

$kaycog > CRider 07/27/2015 at 18:24

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Kitty licker!

ttyymmnn > $kaycog 07/27/2015 at 18:24

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Touché.

$kaycog > ttyymmnn 07/27/2015 at 18:25

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Minds in gutter something something.

desertdog5051 > ttyymmnn 07/27/2015 at 18:29

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1 bite. I go straight for the center.

ttyymmnn > desertdog5051 07/27/2015 at 18:31

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I like you. You’re all business.

fhrblig > ttyymmnn 07/27/2015 at 19:01

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Isn’t that a song?

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > ttyymmnn 07/27/2015 at 19:33

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None.

One firm tap with a hammer should work.

Baeromez > ttyymmnn 07/27/2015 at 20:15

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Blow Pops or GTFAC.

Tohru > $kaycog 07/27/2015 at 20:54

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To be fair, you’re not supposed to touch it. It touches you.

Tohru > PRBot II 07/27/2015 at 20:56

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Online. It’s a cordless drill attachment. They come in “tongue”, “cat tongue”, 60 grit, and 80 grit.

PRBot II > Tohru 07/27/2015 at 21:04

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I don’t use my licking machine with anything finer than custom-made 20 grit. It builds character.

$kaycog > Tohru 07/27/2015 at 21:11

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Whahaha!

Tohru > PRBot II 07/27/2015 at 21:16

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So “cat tongue” then.